Vacancy for a Girl Friend

OK, this morning I got a coffee invite via message in Facebook. Since I don't know this guy so I went to check his profile and guess what I found. Something good must share around LMAO

Hi all, I m Sameer...
and I am gonna announce ...

-:: Vancancy for a Girl Friend::-

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-25 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special considerations will be undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· trips to small islands nearby
· 5 Trips to Temple
· Kulfis / Ice creams at a regular gap of 3 days
. Evenings at ECP, Changi point
. Long walk on beaches
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel (evening snacks) worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and Clubs every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search............ never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with atlest one crystal-clear without make-up photograph.

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

Disclaimer :- In the case of any conflict with applicant's x-bfs ,the decison of myself is final . No appeal will be entertained in this case. If further indiscipline is created than he and she will be held responcible and punished accordingly.

Milk Shake VS Zouk Out

I got a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night! Not going to ZOUKOUT? Get tired of clubbing every weekend. Want to have some party and get to know new friends. Well, tell you the good news as tonight I'm gonna enjoy my free party with a huge numbers of friends!

The No Ordinary MILK SHAKE

WhosGoing.sg Signature Free Entry

RSVP
RSVP to rsvp@whosgoing.sg with your name, nric, date of birth, mobile and number of guests (with a maximum of 3 guests excluding yourself).

Printout
Alternatively, you can print out our free-entry flyer and present it at the door. Click here for the printout

Gents: Free entry from 9pm - 10.30pm with RSVP or Printout
Ladies: Free entry all night with RSVP or Printout

Free Flow for the Ladies
Do not miss this! There will be a free flow of housepours for the ladies from 9 - 11pm!

Drink Promotions
- 1-for-1 on jugs all night long
- Smirnoff Red @ $150nett
- Hennessey @ $188nett
- Belvedere @ $188nett
- Moet & Chandon 100 @ $128nett

Ambassadors
Priority entry for all ambassadors
Mention your Whosgoing.sg ID at the door to gain access to the Le Chambre Privee room for an ambassador gathering.
50% off purchases on loose house pour drinks (excluding jugs and bottles) at the Le Chambre Privee bar.

Those who wish to join the Ambassador team, please contact budiyan@whosgoing.sg with your name, nric, Whosgoing.sg ID and mobile to gain access to the Le Chambre Privee ambassador room.
(We regret that only selected applicants will be notified by email after the event)

Supperclub
Odeon Towers, 331 North Bridge Road, 6334 4080. Click here for map

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OR

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OR

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Story of First Love

For those who know me personally, they will know where to find my story. Today I feel like sharing a story I found in the website. I never get to know this person but I felt her story touched me. This is a story of Lin...

My first love.

A year and a half back.
He was my first love. First boyfriend.

My first kiss.
the first guy I held hands with.
The first guy I hugged.

YES.
I'm very conservative then.

It lasted a year and one month. It has been 2 months since the day we broke up. I'm still trying to get over it, let go and move on.

Its friggin' tough.

In the process, I got kinda lost.

'What once was, is now gone.'

***
But all these only form a chapter of my life. its time to move on and start a new chapter.
Yes, I know i HAVE to.

***

WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

=((

***
MY BLOG ENTRY THE DAY WE ENDED IT.

Currently, I just want to blog this last post about the end of my 1 year plus relationship with my boyfriend(ex). I need closure and I guess the best way is to voice out my feelings.

I dare to say that deciding to let go of him is the hardest decision I've ever made. I've decided to set him free because love is not about bounding someone.

I struggled between begging him not to give up on me; for he promised to support me through my darkest time. Yet, I finally let go of him.

I may be nonchalant and boasting about the freedom and fun I'm going to get from singlehood. But deep down, there's this heart that is forsaken and bleeding.

***

Now that I'm single, I have all the guys I need now. But seriously, my heart's not there.

***

No more 'dear' to call.
No more 'my special someone'.
No more 'dear, i love you'.
No more 'dear, i miss you'.
No more comforting hugs.
No more sweet nothings.
No more cushion to fall back on.

***

And I hope he takes my words of wisdom.

When you love someone, live for the moment and don't give yourself a limit for giving love. If you truly love, you won't hold back. Love can only take you so far. AFTER that, it becomes commitment to love, to give above and beyond yourself. Its not about 'I', it's about 'we'.

FINALLY,

I learnt a valuable lesson in love. As much as you love someone, you may not be able to live with the baggage they bring. And they cant leave it behind because it contain the sum of their being.





and thats the end of the journey with my first love.

=(

Are you the girl I met at a party in college?

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.

Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! "

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE..during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.

"I'm your son's HEBREW SCHOOL TEACHER"