Vacancy for a Girl Friend

OK, this morning I got a coffee invite via message in Facebook. Since I don't know this guy so I went to check his profile and guess what I found. Something good must share around LMAO

Hi all, I m Sameer...
and I am gonna announce ...

-:: Vancancy for a Girl Friend::-

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-25 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special considerations will be undertaken for them)
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross ( Monthly ) :
· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· trips to small islands nearby
· 5 Trips to Temple
· Kulfis / Ice creams at a regular gap of 3 days
. Evenings at ECP, Changi point
. Long walk on beaches
· Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel (evening snacks) worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and Clubs every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search............ never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with atlest one crystal-clear without make-up photograph.

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. to the email address via mail
Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

Disclaimer :- In the case of any conflict with applicant's x-bfs ,the decison of myself is final . No appeal will be entertained in this case. If further indiscipline is created than he and she will be held responcible and punished accordingly.

Sinkapore or Sinka pore?

Less than an hour ago I got this irritating e-mail.

SINKAPORE.COM

Whatever Lah { Just Talk Lah } Pull out a chair, order some kopi, scratch your armpit – Let's Talk! @#$%^&*()

Singapore's Newly Launched Online Community. Come join us and have fun today!

www.sinkapore.com

Note: Now that you've read this message, you need to foward it to at least 5 people in your contacts. This email message will be tracked, and if you choose to ignore or delete it, the Singapore Government will come hard after you!

www.sinkapore.com

What say you? Who you think you are? To my fellow friends and readers in Singapore, PLEASE DO NOT JOIN THIS COMMUNITY, I strongly discourage by the way they promoted it.

P/S: Do not ever use Singapore Goverment to threaten me for you 'fun' online community, I will report this up to who it may concern if you try to mess up with my already miserable life in Singapore.