Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

From the guys' perspective...

- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- You don't have to wine and dine beer.
- Beer is never late.
- Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
- You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
- Beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
- Beer never has a headache.
- Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
- Beer doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.