TRY 100PLUS & WATER - NOT PANADOL

Got this e-mail from my mother. Don't play play, we contact via msn and e-mail.

DON'T TAKE PANADOL or PANADOL ACTI FAST or PANADOL SOLUBLE ( ESP. PEOPLE HAVE GASTRIC).

FYI... One real story from a guy...

My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patient. And he knows some of the doctor quite well.

The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETMOL). In fact,they will turn to Chinese Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives.

This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor, Panadol will reside in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.

As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink ( eg.100PLUS), and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 or 1:2 (simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.or 2 cups water).

Me and my husband have tried this on several occasions, and it seems to work well.

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).

We all will fall ill as we aged, for woman, we would need to go through childbirth. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer) when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anesthetic to numb your surgical pain than the average person who seldom or rarely takes Panadol . If you have a very high intake of Panadol throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that normal general anesthetic will have no effects on you as your body is pumped full with panadol and your body is so used to pain killer that you would need a much stronger pain killer, Morphine??

Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again. Please send this to people you care about.

Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again. Please send this to people you care about. 

Destress after rushing on assignment

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a corpse. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them,
'In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'

For example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the corpse and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'

Support my friend on SoyJoy Blogger Challenge

OMG Actually this has been up since 25th but I only noticed it today. Well, I'm helping my friend to promote. Check it out~ *Only available in Singapore*

Hello! I would like to request for your support. The SOYJOY Blogger Challenge #1 commences from the 25th of May to 30th of May. I am looking for AS MANY offices to recieve FREE SOYJOY bars within this time frame. Max. 40 bars per location.

 

Please pass on the news to friends/family/collegues/clients/customers to share with this FREE SOYJOY sampling opportunity and thank you for your support!

 

Email me at honeymeow@gmail.com to reply.

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(voting clocked in once every 3 hours till the end of June 09)

P/S: Do continue to help me vote for Singapore's Only Male Bitch and #2 Chen Tse Yang

Thought you should know them

For those who thought they know everything, here's a refreshing course...

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than se ven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you)
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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN! 

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who thinks up this stuff??? )

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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Now you know EVERYTHING...... of IMPORTANCE....that is !
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

First blind date

Finally read this e-mail from Frankie and OMG I seriously don't know how to judge on this. If you don't feel comfortable please click the x on the right top.

Got this from Daphne via plurk, this is the link for this article. Enjoy~

Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope

AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again. People think you are stupid.

PISCES: February 19 - March 20

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting it at peers. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do horrible things to small animals.

ARIES: March 21 - April 19

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

TAURUS: April 20 - May 20

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are a communist.

GEMINI: May 21 - June 20

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.

CANCER: June 21 - July 22

You are sympathetic and understanding toward other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You're always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancers.

LEO: July 23 - August 22

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leos are known thieves.

VIRGO: August 23 - September 22

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

LIBRA: September 23 - October 22

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women make good prostitutes. All Libra die of veneral disease.

SCORPIO: October 23 - November 21

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.

SAGITARIUS: November 22 - December 21

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagitarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

CAPRICORN: December 23 - January 19

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been born a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long, as they tend to root.

taken from:

From: cate5.osbu_east@xerox.com (Henry Cate V) Newsgroups: rec.humor Subject: Funky stuff - part 9 Message-ID:  Date: 11 Oct 90 03:18:47 GMT 

Pizza Cutter

Love pizza? Then you should check out these cool pizza cutter. Names are given according to the e-mail I received.

Phatboy

PF

Easy Rider

Psycho Pizza Cadillac

Love sugar? Think again

I just admire how this reminder is presented. No need for words!

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Wallpapers Quotations

Interesting quotes for me to start out my morning, hopefully they will help to inspire you as well~

Be Inspired by our Higher Learning Special

Got this e-mail from SPH Internet Business - Marketing. Thought it was just another ad until I saw my school did participate along. Well, at least now I know my school EASB is getting involve to be recognize in GO Guide.

I got an e-mail from my ex-school mate today. And this is what he mail me

Thank to Nikita for always sharing the right information with a proper resources. Not only that, she also helped me to informed to my forwarded e-mail friends LOL Now I feel damn paiseh. Below is the information e-mailed by her to me.

It's a hoax.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/internet/a/ericsson_hoax.htm

Urban Legends

Hoax: Ericsson Free Laptop Promotion

Netlore Archive

By David Emery, About.com

Email chain letter claims phone manufacturer Ericsson will give away free laptop computers to those who forward the message to at least eight people.

Description: Email hoax
Circulating since: April 2000
Status: False

Example #1:
Email contributed by Yvonne H., Feb. 27, 2007:

Fwd: FREE Laptops!...

The Ericsson Company is distributing free computer Lap-tops in an attempt to match Nokia that has already done so.

Ericsson hopes to increase its popularity this way. For this reason, they are giving away the new WAP laptops. All you need to do to qualify is to send this mail to 8 people you know. Within 2 weeks, you will receive Ericsson T18. But if you can send it to 20 people or more, you will receive Ericsson R320.

Make sure to send a copy to: anna.swelung@ericsson.com

Example #2:
Email contributed by Andrei D., May 10, 2009:

Dear All,

Ericsson is distributing free laptops for their brand promotion. They hope to increase their popularity and sale by this campaign. All you need to do is send an email about this promotion to 8 people and you will receive an Ericsson T16 Laptop.

However, if you send an email to 20 or more people, you will receive an Ericsson R320 Laptop.

Make sure you send a copy to: anna.swelung@ericsson.com

With Regards,
N. Kousik (IT - Manager - RCG)

Example #3:
Email contributed by Yolanda P., May 12, 2009:

Subject: FW: free laptops

Dear All,
Ericsson are distributing free laptops for their brand promotion. They are hoping to increase their popularity and sales with this campaign.

All you need to do is send an email about this promotion to 8 people and you will receive an Ericsson T18 laptop.

However, if you send an email to 20 people or more you will receive an Ericsson R320 laptop.

Kindly ensure that you cc to Anna at Ericsson so that she will know you have sent the email.

Make sure you copy Anna@Ericsson.co.uk to your emails.

Analysis: Here's a chain letter that doesn't even make sense on the face of it.  To quote the main premise as stated in the version circulating since 2007:

The Ericsson Company is distributing free computer laptops in an attempt to match Nokia that has already done so.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but Nokia has never distributed free laptop computers to email forwarders. Nor are they ever likely to do so. Nor is Sony Ericsson.

All you need to do to qualify is to send this mail to 8 people you know. Within 2 weeks, you will receive Ericsson T18.

Sounds easy enough and tempting, too, but get this: the Ericsson T18¹ is a cell phone, not a computer. Moreover, it's a discontinued model. They don't sell it anymore!

But if you can send it to 20 people or more, you will receive Ericsson R320².

Again, the Ericsson R320 is a cell phone, not a computer. And discontinued, to boot!

What gives? The email above is slightly revised version of a nine-year-old hoax³ promising free phones to frequent forwarders. Though the phrase "computer laptops" has been substituted in the newer variant to reel in more suckers, evidently the anonymous prankster who revised the original couldn't be bothered to change the model numbers of the supposed promotional items.

The email address to which copies of the forwarded message are supposed to be sent, anna.swelung@ericsson.com, is a corruption of the address specified in the 2000 version of the hoax (anna.swelund@ericsson.com), which, of course, was never valid⁴ in the first place.

2009 update: On May 12, 2009 Sony Ericsson released the following statement⁵ in response to a new version of the hoax:

Hoax Competition Email

Sony Ericsson has been made aware of an online email campaign claiming that Ericsson will give away a free laptop computer to users who forward the promotional information. The same campaign includes a photograph of the Sony Ericsson logo and mentions an Ericsson contact name and email number.

Sony Ericsson confirms that this email campaign is a hoax. In addition, Sony Ericsson confirms that the Ericsson contact name does not exist.

All competitions and promotions involving Sony Ericsson are run through official channels such as Sony Ericsson’s website or Sony Ericsson’s partners’ websites. Please be wary of any competition or promotion that appears to come from outside of Sony Ericsson or Sony Ericsson’s partners official channels. Examples of these include via spam emails or SMS.

Please do not reply to or forward the email if you receive it. 

Hope this helps you to be much smarter in the future before trying to win any silly competition that you will never get anything at all but giving others fake hope :P