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Saturday, January 3, 2009

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* To the men, it's a warning about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

* To all the women and give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

9 comments:

Copykate said...

gotta agree cause these are so true! XD

Ashley Two Fish said...

no arguing on the definitions. pity the guys who gotta endure our vocab heh heh

Yi Ling said...

hahahhahha. i use them quite often. XD esp fine. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I can seriously imagine these words coming out from the mouth of my sister or my close gal friends.

And when they do, they mean business. Big time. Ahah

Jordan,
Das Connection

metalpanda said...

Haha, so true

KH said...

I do get alot of "whatever.."

Is it a good thing or bad thing?

JustJasmine said...

I'm the quiet type. i dont utter these much ;)

sully86 said...

this is so true

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